Support Your Local Clowns! Enough of this Cuddlovist anti-clown propaganda!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Excognito, Mar 19, 2011.

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  1. There is an insidious anti-clown line being taken in ARRSE ... you know who I'm talking about. :evil:

    But I now have proof positive that we should take clowns seriously Thatcher archives: Clown school closure apology. All Hail To Maggie.

  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Damn! Thought this might have been about Clown Porn :(
  3. Clown Porn? Please, no!

    The size of their kecks, a female clown will have a chuff like a wizards sleeve!!! =-D
  4. Cuddles will be along shortly feeling the love for clowns.
  5. It's got Maggie, Clowns and will have Cuddles salivating like Pavlov's dogs - if that's not pornographic, I don't know what is.
  6. Mmmmmmmmm, clowns.

  7. cuddles has had his clown sex account suspended so he bitter and twisted, something to do with a fair usage agreement he breached.
  8. Clown school closed? When did RAF Cranwell shut?...TAXI!!
  9. You can laugh or mock...but I was an impressionable 45 year old when clown porn was unleashed on my innocent young mind! All I want is to protect other Arrsers from that awful coach journey from hell (or rather Antwerp) with clown porn streaming into a consciousness weakened by four days of Dutch and Belgian rugby touring!

    It's wrong...wrong!
  11. What MRRANDOM said...word!
  12. Голландский клоунов и регби. Я заинтригован. Расскажите, пожалуйста, более!
  13. Мне очень жаль, но как вы знаете, я не могу говорить на русском и так неохотно должен отклонить запрос заинтригованы? Является ли "заинтригован запрос" право?
  14. You didn't pay attention at school,did you ?
  15. Это делает нас двоих. Я договорился некоторые уроки из некоторых русских Тотти, чтобы увидеть, если она может превратить меня в хитрый лингвист - Хм, это не совсем работа на языке России.


    ... Ну, я так думаю.