Superstars was on Chanel 5 last night, a program I had been looking forward to because it was excellent first time round. However, this time round it was pure drivel IMHO. All the usual faces were wheeled out. Redgrave, Black, Holmes and One Other (I can't remember) as team captains and a dozen or so sporting rent-a-has-beens. The only upside at this point was no Akabusi who made such an arrse of himself years ago but is being caught up by Roger Black as the most cringeworthy and annoying sporting 'hero' on TV. Black is like Melinda Messenger, an excited little puppy who would smile at a pile of shite if it smiled back. Oh, and Sharon Davis is as shaggable as ever. Anyway, after an hour all we saw was a bit of indoor rock climbing (yawn), a few dips (put the kettle on) and a solitary dive from a 5m board (wake me when it's finished love). That was your lot. And for some reason the spontaneous rivalry of yesteryear has been replaced with a slow, drawn out team effort that is to no doubt run for weeks and a qualification/knockout thing that is more complicated that an Airfix kit. Still ten times better than Beat the Star though. I would include a poll but I couldn't possible include a 'It was good' option because it just bloody well wasn't. What did you think?