I think the Ninja dude might stand a better chance as he is more likely to dish out some comic book style violence. The DArk Spartan could use his shield as a weapon if needed. The kid with the mask would be toast, left beaten and raped by the side of the road.
Personally I would disguise myself as a little old lady. No one suspects little old ladies, then POW! I would strike!
I just watched it on 4OD and came dangerously close to choking on a nice piece of Wensleydale when Black Spartan opened the door to the prize-winning muppet that he'd found on Facebook. Black Void (even though his gimp-suit is red and blue) who works in a comic shop and carries a cane because of his irritable bowel syndrome?! Fuck me rigid. I have half a mind to take up a life of crime just to find out what these survived abortions think they're going to do.