Superheroes of suburbia

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by thecoops, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. Muggers have got to practice on someone and better them than real people.
     
  2. I hope it get's more vigilantes out on the street. Though a sawn off and ski mask will work a hell of a lot better than a crap mask and spandex.
     
  3. Keiran aka Noir is a 17 year old with autistic tendencies? Bet you feel safer with Rain Man patrolling the streets...
     
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  4. Best Friday night comedy I've seen in ages.

    The best part was "Noir's" trainer in "grappling and martial arts" Barry, who couldn't do a single proper press up. I nearly choked on my beer laughing at the cunt.
     
  5. I think the Ninja dude might stand a better chance as he is more likely to dish out some comic book style violence. The DArk Spartan could use his shield as a weapon if needed. The kid with the mask would be toast, left beaten and raped by the side of the road.

    Personally I would disguise myself as a little old lady. No one suspects little old ladies, then POW! I would strike!
     
  6. I just watched it on 4OD and came dangerously close to choking on a nice piece of Wensleydale when Black Spartan opened the door to the prize-winning muppet that he'd found on Facebook. Black Void (even though his gimp-suit is red and blue) who works in a comic shop and carries a cane because of his irritable bowel syndrome?! Fuck me rigid. I have half a mind to take up a life of crime just to find out what these survived abortions think they're going to do.
     
  7. I hope we get one down where I live, it'll brighten my life up no end.
     
  8. There was an implication that the ninja geezer was ex army, maybe 22nd mess tin repair co? Or a superwalt?
     
  9. Dressing up as Guy Fawkes is passe, I take it? He's got a cape, a mask and all that shit. The hat's a bit Mennonite for my taste though;

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