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BambiBasher

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#1
A Septic cartoonist has announced he's about to launch the first gay superhero. Apparently his special powers are a bit of a mystery at the moment, I was wondering what they could possibly be...


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#2
We already got one in Cardiff, Capt Jack in TORCHWOOD, I saw him mincing around Cardiff Bay the other day.
 

Command_doh

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#4
He 'barebacks' criminals into submission, before firing his high - tensile man- paste all over their backs. This forms into bond(age)s which are used to temporarily incarcerate said arse - reamed and by now buggered criminal.
 
#5
Bionic hoop!!

Guaranteed to break the giver in two!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#6
He attacks and breaks into bad guys homes and lairs, then criticises their curtains, before leaving a quich in the oven.
 

B_AND_T

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#8
I'll have the soup thanks.
 
#9
old_fat_and_hairy said:
He attacks and breaks into bad guys homes and lairs, then criticises their curtains, before leaving a quich in the oven.

:D :D :D Has to be the winner !!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#13
Montigny_La_palisse said:
Any relationship to this c0ck jockey ?

Bumboy comic
It seriously worries me that you knew about this.
 

Biped

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#15
Superhermer 'Creed' and his sacheing sidekick 'Lube-Up' face their toughest challenge yet - their arched enemies Mendationson and 'Cyclops' . . . . called that because he only has one eye . . . .
 
#16
Stan Lee must be suffering from dementia or Alzheimers and forgotten that, under his reign at Marvel, they had a Gay Superhero already in " Northstar ", one of the Alpha Flight, a Canadian superhero team aligned with the X-Men before going their own way..Northstar was the brother of Aurora and had superspeed among other powers..


sorry, the inner geek in me slipped out...ahem,ahem.. not that I ever read any of the stories, mind, I just collected them to sell to feed my drug habit...
 

Biped

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#17
Mr_Deputy said:
I imagine Mendationson would posess the power to disappear and then reappear again.
From Cyclop's Eye - that is Cyclop's Superhero talent. He can make all sorts of things dissappear in his 'Brown Eye' and make it come out as something totally different . . . and smelly.
 
#18
First gay superhero? Rubbish. Capt Traynor (JetLad) in the mighty Alan Moore-penned Top Ten has been around for years, and Hooded Justice (Watchmen) on the scene since the mid-80s.
 
#20
tropper66 said:
We already got one in Cardiff, Capt Jack in TORCHWOOD, I saw him mincing around Cardiff Bay the other day.
Quite right too, but he's actually more of a bisexual character than just a plain vanilla hermer. :p

Actually I kind of think this Finnish comic has more to say than Stan Lee's ever will....

 

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