Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BambiBasher, Jan 19, 2009.

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  1. A Septic cartoonist has announced he's about to launch the first gay superhero. Apparently his special powers are a bit of a mystery at the moment, I was wondering what they could possibly be...

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  2. We already got one in Cardiff, Capt Jack in TORCHWOOD, I saw him mincing around Cardiff Bay the other day.
  3. Special Powers - He can suck a golf ball through a garden hose !! 8O
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    He 'barebacks' criminals into submission, before firing his high - tensile man- paste all over their backs. This forms into bond(age)s which are used to temporarily incarcerate said arse - reamed and by now buggered criminal.
  5. Bionic hoop!!

    Guaranteed to break the giver in two!
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    He attacks and breaks into bad guys homes and lairs, then criticises their curtains, before leaving a quich in the oven.
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Hope they're lezzies.... :twisted:
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I'll have the soup thanks.

  9. :D :D :D Has to be the winner !!
  10. Very good. :D
  11. I can also imagine when he catches bad guys he gives them a good dressing down ref their clobber..." oh that black scary costume so does not suit you, il have my agent contact you, and heres my card hunny !! " :roll:
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It seriously worries me that you knew about this.
  13. I've got one for the coffee table. It makes for a good conversation piece when the inlaws come round..
  14. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Superhermer 'Creed' and his sacheing sidekick 'Lube-Up' face their toughest challenge yet - their arched enemies Mendationson and 'Cyclops' . . . . called that because he only has one eye . . . .