SuperHain to the Rescue!

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  1. Peter Hain has now claimed that the UK will be safer under Labour than under any other party.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4036887.stm

    Obviously national security doesn't need the thousands in the military, police and intelligence services - LairBore can do it all!

    :evil:

    (edited for glaring balls-up; does <> doesn't, oops!)
     
  2. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    I saw the Welsh cretin on teh TV this morning. Peter Hain is probably one of the most irritating cnuts in Parliament. He is all over the media like a rash, spouting Bliar's policies but with nary an original thought. He is so pompous and self-righteous, it is a wonder no interviewer has filled him in. Still, we live in hope! :twisted:
     
  3. He's an appalling man. Him, 'Dr' John Reid and Charles Clarke are three of a kind. Smug, arrogant, talentless twits. How do these idiots ever end up running our country?
     
  4. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Bit rich from someone who supported terrorism in the past & keeps saying he's proud of it !
    Oh, of course - Nimby......

    :evil:
     
  5. Because people with any sense are too disillusioned with the shower who run the country to want to go anywhere near them :(
     
  6. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    He made a very patronising speech about Countryside Alliance protestors, and how their behaviour was criminal, clearly forgetting his own past.

    Edited to avoid libel and add some detail - a colleague pointed out a small inaccuracy.

    Hain has been tried at the Old Bailey twice: once for conspiracy, and once for bank robbery. He was acquitted, claiming that the charges leading to the first trial were 'trumped up' - so he'll sympathise with anyone arrested for hunting, then. The second case was apparently mistaken identity. Hain has a long history of protest, however, being involved in attempts to stop a cricket tour of South Africa (he is really a Boer, not a welshman at all), and subsequently a founder of the Anti-Nazi League, well known for their peaceful (if futile) protests. He's still a knob.
     
  7. :idea: LABOUR - because we need protection from ourselves :idea:
     
  8. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    VB, when you're as important as he is you're bound to forget tiny details......

    He's still among the top candidates for a chainsaw enema
     
  9. Saw him on the idiot box this am, and he was claiming that crime was down under Neue Arbeit - under what measure?

    Fortunately, on the transition from old-recording to new recording, they give both, so by making the two lines match up, you can see, in reality, that crime is up under Neue Arbeit (graph shows total recorded crime):

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    Welcome to Total Politik. Crime stats up means that actual crime is down, because we're detecting more of it, apparently... :roll:
     
  10. It is of course very easy for StuperHain to sort out evil (sorry - crime, well crime against Islingtonites), as a fully signed up member of Neue Arbeit, he simply re-defines Crime to be whatever he wants it to be.
     
  11. He will take some serious flak in the media for this scaremongering..... :twisted: