Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by WEATHERMAN1956, Feb 6, 2005.

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  1. What's the difference between a football game and the Oscar for best

    In a football game they kick a punt.

  2. There is no difference.

    Theyr'e both Yank sh1te and I'd rather cut my c0ck off that watch either on of them.

  3. Yeah, I like you too.
  4. I do actually beleive that you would enjoy staring at another mans dick
  5. "would like enjoy"? What the hell's that? :roll: And how many nephews have cried "Oh! Aunty Stella! You cawnt touch me there! It isn't proppa!" :twisted:
  6. Aunty Stella,

    Calm yourself with a few refreshing cigarettes.

    Inhale deeply...that's it...soothing smokerings in the dark...