Super-size chick

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Craprobat, Sep 5, 2005.

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  1. Seems like the same old emails keep circling the globe just waiting to drop into your inbox from time to time.

    Is this chick for real?

    S'posed to be from Holland!

    Anyone got a pair of stepladders and a Dutch phrase book? (and perhaps an abseil harness!!)

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  2. With the speed of a thousand gazelles, Photoshop..... GO!!!
  3. One doesn't get many of those to the pound!
  4. Surely that's two for the price of one?

    Knee-trembler would be a bit dodgy though, wouldn't it?


    Alas it is not to be..
  6. I read a couple of years ago that the average height for an 18 year old in Holland (of either gender) is now 6 foot. We had Dutch friends when I was a kid - mum was 6' 1", dad was over 6' 4" and all their kids were nearly 6' by the time they hit their teens and were still growing.
  7. Mmmm....

    Nice try but they forgot the shadow on the left hand photo...

    She's still a big girl, though!
  8. And admit it the lot of you, you would :)
  9. No I wouldn't ...... Hang on wifes now left the room ... YES I WOULD :)
  10. is it the russian doll thing, the next one out is an oompah lumpa,
    and yes i would!!
  11. J_D

    J_D LE

    Still bloody tall!
  12. the guy on the right hand side photo looks superimposed, look at the feet, its like he's levitating.
  13. And does she really need those platform shoes!!!
    And yes, get me a step ladder and I would
  14. It's like the Lord of the Rings

    Two normal people, but one filmed standing far closer to the camera! :twisted:
  15. Super-size me...

    Sure I'd do her.. just to have a bounce or two in the fun castle of her boobs...and, what's wrong, praytell, with high spikey heels?...