Super Sexy CPR

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Koschei, Jan 13, 2012.

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  1. Super Sexy CPR

    This is shockingly sexist. I've had to watch it five times so I can complain in detail.
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  2. My idea of supersexy CPR is to help her gag and joke whilst she orally pleasures me.
  3. Certainly differs from the training we do in my area. We train to do compression only CCR before paramedics respond in all cases except drowning and small children. Compression only has a significantly higher rate of return to spontaneous circulation with adult patients.
  4. Let's hope the cas doesn't have a C spine injury....
  5. I am now a qualified paramedic. Thank you.
  6. Is this Safe for work, before I entertain myself?
  7. I'm a qualified gineo/ jinocolojist/ genocol. Ah fuck it a fucking cunt doctor.
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  8. /wah shield up

    Yes. It is a serious educational film that shows the correct method delivering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

    /shields down
  9. Koschai

    I won't ask how you happened accross this, but thank you :)

    Its lifted a dull day.

  10. Damned firewall :|