The hardest part of removing a problem is accepting that there is a problem and I just want to assure everybody that I do not have a problem. In fact I have never had a problem and am unlikely to ever get one. Even if someone wanted to share a problem I wouldn't take it and would tell whoever it was to pis* off. And I do not have a problem with you people who are insinuating that I have a problem although I think you are a bunch of nosey basta*ds who should mind your own business and stop trying to cause problems.
Oh and CGS even if I did have a problem, which I don't, then I wouldn't go to the Med Centre. I am quite capable of administering 2 brufen and reporting sick in the morning off my own back.
Took the Brufen and reported sick (wearing Service dress and with my Small pack containing washing and shaving kit, clean Army skiddies, black daps, red v neck vest and blue shorts), and when I actually saw the MO who apparently is high up in the RAMC cos he had the letters LOCUM after his name (maybe he has a low sperm count?). Anyway he was a nice chap and only 3 hours late, but he said that I dont have a problem.
Oh here we go. The gang mentality. Tara hasnt got a problem but we all have so lets all get at the Tara and try to convince him that He is the one with the problem! Nice try you guys, but you are not helping anybody and certainly not yourselves. Your problems will not go away unless you confront them. Yes you can pretend they do not exist but at the end of the day you are only fooling yourselves. I would like to offer to share your problems but sorry I dont even do partials. Please please please do not enlist the support of others, I will not be hoodwinked into thinking that I have a problem.
Good for you Tara,watch out for the tree-huggin deviants,they will corrupt your mind and then your soul,and just when you think you could go no lower,they will put you on a board of officers so you can confront your demons.!
I tell you, those blankets are all just sitting on that shelf staring and laughing at you all.
Nurse? NURSE!!! Time for the tablets methinks.Bah!
This is not Tara. Tara has just popped out of the room and the guy must have a serious problem because he did not log off before he left,
Anyway I digress, although I am not and never have been nor am I likely to ever be the Tara, whilst he is away I wonder if I could ask you about something, well I think possibly a little problem. Lets just call me Mini-Me and.......................shit Im, I mean the Taras coming back so speak soo.....................
Right I do not have a problem but this site does. I want fingerprints off everyone and also handwriting yep thats how I will catch him handwriting. You all saw what he wrote and no mistake. Nobody and I mean nobody uses my computer to talk about their problems. Not that it gives me a problem you understand because....
The loneliness of command eventually takes its toll, The Tara need to take a break from Super High Intensity Training and embark on a series of Compassion Rehabilitation And Practical Patience Instruction (Known as Crappi (sorry couldn't come up with a final word beginning with Y) :-[