Super chicken

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by BoomShackerLacker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A scientist invents a drug that makes animals 10 times their size and apart from the obvious profit to be made in meat sales, decides to experiment in other areas.

    So he makes himself a crude box cart and harnesses it up to a six foot chicken and away he goes.

    In no time he is on the M1 overtaking traffic - hits 120 mph and the harness gives - big fcuk off chicken is gone and there he is, sitting in the overtaking lane of the M1 between junctions 21 & 22 in a friggin' box cart!

    Traffic cop pulls up and says 'What the hell do you think you are doing in the overtaking lane of the M1 in a box cart?"

    "You won't believe this, officer" says the boffin "But my big Hen's gone"