Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg Paddy says, "My feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No Bother" he says and runs upstairs There are paddys two stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed. "Hello girls your dad sent me up here 2 shag ya both" "Fook off ya liar!" they said "I'll prove it" says murphy so he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them Pat?" "Of course whats the use in fooking one!"