Sunday mornings...

#1
Don't you just love Sunday mornings? One can watch anything while the Missus dozes on upstairs, there's enough tv fodder to exercise my gbrain, the kettle seems to boil more quickly, the birds in the trees sing more sweetly and I can just see the staff shuffling off to my local to prepare for my mates and me descending for a gallon at lunchtime before I waddle home to finish the leg of lamb I will be prepping in a moment. Fuck... it's Monday in just over fifteen hours... fuckittyfuck.
 
#5
Any morning is good. I wash out my w*nk s*ck once a week....... Hmm, or is once every 52 weeks...?
 

Legs

ADC
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#6
Or I just do exactly what I did yesterday morning, and Friday morning....

It's a Decompression Ground Hog Day.
 
#7
Andrew Marr and a bit of Tim and Simon on Sunday Brunch.

Bovril is optional.
 
#9
All I can hear is the refrigerator gurgling and the unidentifiable clicks and whirrs from the PC tower. It's bliss. Think I'll add the sound of the kettle boiling to that though.
 
#10
Bovril and Marmite Not an option here! Chuck the jars straight down the bog and cut out the middleman.
 
#11
Yea cheers for that. I'm on fuckin barrack guard stagging on like a bitch. Sunday morning seems pretty wank right now.
 

CountryGal

MIA
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#12
Finishing my cup of coffee and looking online then out to walk the pups down the canal path - then will be back to put my chicken casserole in the slow cooker for dinner

Sunday mornings are SO rock and roll in my house :)
 
#13
#14
Yea cheers for that. I'm on fuckin barrack guard stagging on like a bitch. Sunday morning seems pretty wank right now.
Get the brews in, there's a good lad.
 
#15
Fresh made coffee and Gentleman's Relish on hot buttered toast.
 
#16
#18
Been at work since 0400 so you can all ram your lovely Sunday mornings up your collective hoops.

:)

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#20
Been at work since 0400 so you can all ram your lovely Sunday mornings up your collective hoops.

:)

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Eat me, fatty xxxx

Fancy a crumpet?
 

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