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Sunday drive.

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers is?

Well here it is:

A friend always made a Sunday morning available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in the
car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay in bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out in the car.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how her Grandfather was.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'

'Great ' the little girl replied, 'and do you know what?

We didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head or wanker anywhere today!'

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