Sunbeds as harmful as Cigarettes

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by The_Coming_Man, Jul 29, 2009.

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  1. So don't smoke sunbeds then!! :D
  3. Perfectly acceptable to do either with a beer in your hand though.
  4. I'm looking forward to a mass cull-by-cancer of weegies in the next 10 to 20 years, then.

    Does it say if it makes them sterile first? Or is that too much to hope?
  5. must be a massive rizla paper for a sunbed
  6. Brilliant news!

    Notice how sunbedding to get that roast turkey look is a predominantly chav phenonema? Brilliant - an activity that will thin the bastards out and leave theose of us who can afford to bask in the sun in sunnier climes unaffected.
  7. The cull of the chav Oompa Loompahs begins forthwith!

    Malignant Melanoma... Darwinism in action!
  8. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    Trouble is, who will be paying for their melanoma treatments?

    Imho if it's self-inflicted they should pay for it themselves, but in today's mad world you can ignore advice, carry on burning yourself, and the taxpayer will pay for your treatment.
  9. Tax sun-beds to buggery, that way they're on a par with ciggies & the government can waste more money on expenses.