SUN EDITOR ARRESTED FOR ALLEGED ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. Just heard on Sky News....

    Sun Editor arrested for beating up her husband!

    No story as yet - please feel free to add news links as they come in!




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  2. Her husband is Ross Kemp!!!!!!

    Is that Ultimate force man????

    Rofl if it is!
     
  3. ultimate sas....................my arse!
     

  4. That's the one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Henno strikes back! (or not as the case may be!)


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  5. ...and appearing on Sky too? That is surprising.

    Maybe he signed the petition? Or commented on the natty banners :D

    I can't help it


    SUN EDITOR ALLEGEDLY BEATS UP RETIRED MAKE-BELIEVE SAS HERO IN ALLEGED ATTACK.[/

    Now can we work in the usual keywords in the text :)
     
  6. Priceless!!

    All that jap-slapping training didn't work. She'd better sleep with one eye open from now on (bl00dy p00f)
     
  7. and hes got a cut lip..poor lad...................
     
  8. OMG i think that might be one of the most amusing things ive seen for a longtime
     
  9. I now believe in Karma!
     
  10. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    I can see it now, Sun 'accessible' stylee:


    Fake squaddie in assault shock! Sun editor Rebekah Wade, wife of actor Ross Kemp, has been arrested after the pie-eating star was allegedly beaten up.
     
  11. SQUADDIES ORGANISE CAMPAIGN FOR SAS HERO HENNO, THEN DECIDE THEY CAN'T BE ARRSED
     
  12. To be fair to Henno, what could he do?

    His GOA missus decides (allegedly) to give him a hoofing.

    His options are:

    a. take the beating like a chap would
    b. snot her

    If he takes option b, the headline becomes "SAS hero Henno beats up defenceless wife".

    Imagine if she knew anyone in the meeja . . . .
     
  13. SAS HERO HENNO IN 'NAILS AS A BAG OF JELLYFISH' ALLEGED SHOCK HORROR ASSAULT
     
  14. Live by the sword, journos...

    I hope everybody respects your privacy at this difficult time, Ms. Wade.

    Not.