Sun cream

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by whitmos, Sep 23, 2012.

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  1. My girlfriend was putting sun cream on.

    "Do you mind doing my back?" she asked.

    "Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes."

    "Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"

    And that was all the invitation I needed...
  2. Is it just me with a sense of Déjà vu?