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Summer time, and the living is easy

TheIronDuke

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Book Reviewer
#1
Fish are jumping and the cotton is high.

Daddy's rich, and yer Momma's good lookin

Hush little baby,

dontcha, you cry-eeeh.

anybody else doing the silage thing right now? Anybody else fucking hate tractors round about this time? I feel I may have Hay Fevour. Bugger.

The silage season. It is Gods way to tell us...

Come September, we've got proper wankers on the fell
 
#2
The once was a man from Leningrad, who was a minicab driver

He rode on a push bike to work everyday and had three wives

One from egypt, one from wales and two from The democratic republic of Congo

He wasn't very good at maths

But then again neither am I

Why would he use a push bike to get to work though???
 
#8
One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot each other
 
#11
Aye its summertime alright! :roll: Every feckin fat northern monkey, its fat feckin wife, fat kids and fat feckin dog have hit Cornwall with a vengeance. Roll on October when the season ends and they all feck off home again. :x
 
#12
buggrit said:
Aye its summertime alright! :roll: Every feckin fat northern monkey, its fat feckin wife, fat kids and fat feckin dog have hit Cornwall with a vengeance. Roll on October when the season ends and they all feck off home again. :x

Cornwall?

Richmond is worse mate. Not only is it full of Northern Monkeys, ir's full of your type buying Yorkshire Tea.

Piss riddled coffin dodgers on smelly coaches. Even the dog huffs at them.
 
#13
The_Snail said:
buggrit said:
Aye its summertime alright! :roll: Every feckin fat northern monkey, its fat feckin wife, fat kids and fat feckin dog have hit Cornwall with a vengeance. Roll on October when the season ends and they all feck off home again. :x

Cornwall?

Richmond is worse mate. Not only is it full of Northern Monkeys, ir's full of your type buying Yorkshire Tea.

Piss riddled coffin dodgers on smelly coaches. Even the dog huffs at them.
Sluggy,
Which Richmond are you talking about? One of them is in Yorkshire, no surprise then, if it's full of Northern Types. If you're in the London/Surrey one then I can see why you're p1ssed off.

Perhaps the old dears got on the wrong coach. :D
 
#16
Ah. Summer.

Young boys kicking a ball around the park. Jumpers for goalposts. Some in shirts, some stripped to the waist.

Not that I'm allowed back in the park since the misunderstanding.

But I do watch through the railings.
 
#17
And now something to soothe you, something cultural:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
 

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