Summer time, and the living is easy

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Fish are jumping and the cotton is high.

    Daddy's rich, and yer Momma's good lookin

    Hush little baby,

    dontcha, you cry-eeeh.

    anybody else doing the silage thing right now? Anybody else fucking hate tractors round about this time? I feel I may have Hay Fevour. Bugger.

    The silage season. It is Gods way to tell us...

    Come September, we've got proper wankers on the fell
  2. The once was a man from Leningrad, who was a minicab driver

    He rode on a push bike to work everyday and had three wives

    One from egypt, one from wales and two from The democratic republic of Congo

    He wasn't very good at maths

    But then again neither am I

    Why would he use a push bike to get to work though???
  3. OR

  4. send key setting, over
  5. Summertime ............ and the gibbons are sleazy ..........
  6. You say that like i paid attention when being taught... Or like I never got my driver to do it for me!
  7. Gibbons are your mates.

    They look like you.

  8. One fine day in the middle of the night,
    two dead men got up to fight.
    Back to back they faced each other.
    Drew their swords and shot each other
  9. Summer time, and the women feel easy..
    Skirts flying high and we men all feel sleazy.............
  10. Aye its summertime alright! :roll: Every feckin fat northern monkey, its fat feckin wife, fat kids and fat feckin dog have hit Cornwall with a vengeance. Roll on October when the season ends and they all feck off home again. :x

  11. Cornwall?

    Richmond is worse mate. Not only is it full of Northern Monkeys, ir's full of your type buying Yorkshire Tea.

    Piss riddled coffin dodgers on smelly coaches. Even the dog huffs at them.
  12. Sluggy,
    Which Richmond are you talking about? One of them is in Yorkshire, no surprise then, if it's full of Northern Types. If you're in the London/Surrey one then I can see why you're p1ssed off.

    Perhaps the old dears got on the wrong coach. :D
  13. Under the spreading chesnut tree, the village smithy sat.
    Amuzing himself, abuzing himself.
    Making a CNUT out of his hat.

    I thank you.!!
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    My pencil tastes funny!