Is it buggary. Walking into the dry cleaners to be told "We have put your linen suit through four times but the yellow stains around the crotch will not come out. Sorry. Hows your Mum Mr. Duke?" Your Chuck Taylor Converse All Star bumpers? Tie them too tight and you squeak when you walk. Tie them too loose and you trip over the sodding laces. And its ages before we can blow birds to buggary up on the moors. Dont start me on garden shed maintainence, all right? Summer time aint easy at all.