Sum1 Help me Plz

#1
right people im 6ft 88kg i gota lose 4kg this is piss fo me as i gain n drop w8 v.quick


atm i run a mile in 8mins i nver done jogging b4 soo this is good fo me


i hve my second interview next week


i want to know how long after the second interview will i hav my fitness test?

n also

what is the scedula fo the dya of the fitness test
n what dose it invole

i hav herd that its 12 mins 14 mins to run 2.4Km is this tru plz sum1 help me
 
#2
Say again all after 'right', over. 8O
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#3
Try english, you know? the language that you were taught in school? It just might get you a response that you can use.
 
#4
Don't be too harsh people. He (she?) asked for help, so here it is.

1. Fill a bucket with warm water - right to the top.
2. Put you head in the bucket and keep it there until everything becomes warm and dark.
 
#6
We are grown-ups on here, and as such, text-speak is about as comprehensible as a Steven Hawking monologue delivered without the aid of his Dalek-like life support system.
 
#8
Ghost said:
tell u wa * u lil tiny bitchs
I think he/she thinks we are very small and live in his/her machine.
How quaint. :roll:
 
#9
It's Okay I've caught you're Dummy
 
#10
Ghost said:
tell u wa * u lil tiny bitchs
I will use small words. This is not a joke, we really do not understand you.

If you cant communicate clearly, there is no place for you in the Army.
 
#11
sandmanfez wrote

I will use small words. This is not a joke, we really do not understand you.

If you cant communicate clearly, there is no place for you in the Army.
I think communicate, is too big a word for him/her :roll:
 
#12
Ghost

You are asking the site questions that should have been answered at your interview - are you pulling our pis.sers?

I thought the fitness test required 1.5 miles in about 10 mins, but I may be wrong.

Good job BARB tests are multiple choice - you'd have been farked if you had to actually write sumfink innit ;)
 
#13
sandmanfez said:
Ghost said:
tell u wa * u lil tiny bitchs
I will use small words. This is not a joke, we really do not understand you.

If you cant communicate clearly, there is no place for you in the Army.
Have you never met anyone in the Royal Signals? Oh, I see…
 
#14
Ghost,

Please tell me you are trying to :

( a ) Get a bite
( b ) Having a laugh
( c ) Both a & b

If non of those apply then i think you are wasting your time joing the Army as i think we will be moving away from BATCO soon.

Please don't try to join the Engineers as refusal often offends "dunnit" you Chav B'stard.

Sparky :D
 
#15
Listen all i wanan know is what i have to do on my fitness test when i have it

atm i can run 1mile in 8 mins


i Dont know the time i am working to for runing 2.4 km , is it 12 or 14mins ?
 
#19
I was trying to be polite as this isn't the NAAFI. But, you are right, a simpleton with the chav gene. Hitler, he had some good ideas. :roll:
 
#20
lOOK MATE LOADS OF PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO GIVE YOU THE HINT . WE ARE THE BRITISH ARMY . ONE OF THE LAST BASTIONS OF GREAT BRITAIN THERE IS . SO IF YOU SPEAK LIKE A BURBERRY BASE BALL CAP WEARING , CORSA DRIVING , ''GANGSTA'' RAPPIN CHAV YOU WILL NOT GET A DECENT ANSWER . However if you tried the more subtle approach of asking in a manner that we all use in HM FORCES you will find the people who fequent ARRSE will bend over backwards to help you . We do not use text speak here nor do the entire armed forces , have another go . :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 
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