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Scared of what? An overweight bullshitter allowing folk to fuck his wife and take illegal drugs on University property to make friends? Methinks not.

I'll stick to socialising with my friends from prison thanks.
It was amazing, we're still picking nurses out of the shrubbery.

You really should have been there, we needed a gimp.
 
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And bulls cum out of your wifes hair.

I'm more of a sadist than a masochist I'm afraid. I take it as you didn't have a gimp you were busy playing cuckold.
Well you'll never know will you because you're just too scared to come out from behind your keyboard.

Mind you I heard that one of the girls on that crawl was almost 5'4", you must have been petrified.
 
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Well you'll never know will you because you're just too scared to come out from behind your keyboard.

Mind you I heard that one of the girls on that crawl was almost 5'4", you must have been petrified.
Yup, only the steely-eyed and physically fit attend those crawls because it's such a gathering of raw meat eating killers.

Actually we both know its a mix of overweight medics, drug takers, pad brats and leathery grandmothers in shortskirts looking for cock.

You're the pied-up piper of Fraggle Rock you blustering spastic.
 
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Well you'll never know will you because you're just too scared to come out from behind your keyboard.

Mind you I heard that one of the girls on that crawl was almost 5'4", you must have been petrified.

Is it true that you ask people to bone your bird while you sit in the corner tucking into their leftover kebabs?
 
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Yup, only the steely-eyed and physically fit attend those crawls because it's such a gathering of raw meat eating killers.

Actually we both know its a mix of overweight medics, drug takers, pad brats and leathery grandmothers in shortskirts looking for cock.

You're the pied-up piper of Fraggle Rock you blustering spastic.
Doesn't alter the fact you're too frightened to come and face all these terrible people.

Scared to come on crawls so spend your time stalking. You truly are a giant amongst men aren't you?
 
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Doesn't alter the fact you're too frightened to come and face all these terrible people.

Scared to come on crawls so spend your time stalking. You truly are a giant amongst men aren't you?
Bluffing again? Show evidence that I've stalked anyone. Show this evidence of hacking you said you had. It didn't happen and you're just upset because I made fun of the fact you're a fat cuckold.

Keep playing that pipe :pig:
 
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Bluffing again? Show evidence that I've stalked anyone. Show this evidence of hacking you said you had. It didn't happen and you're just upset because I made fun of the fact you're a fat cuckold.

Keep playing that pipe :pig:
Yeah, you're right of course, you know everything, just a fat bluffer me. Not sure where I said anything about evidence of hacking but you tend to make things up to suit really don't you? Get all shouty and pouty when someone stands up to you.

All that stalking but too scared to face all these people who you think are so beneath you.

All mouth and wind you, aren't you?
 
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Bluffing again? Show evidence that I've stalked anyone. Show this evidence of hacking you said you had. It didn't happen and you're just upset because I made fun of the fact you're a fat cuckold.

Keep playing that pipe :pig:
Yeah, you're right of course, you know everything, just a fat bluffer me. Not sure where I said anything about evidence of hacking but you tend to make things up to suit really don't you? Get all shouty and pouty when someone stands up to you.

All that stalking but too scared to face all these people who you think are so beneath you.

All mouth and wind you, aren't you?
Get a room you fucking Jeremy Kyle rejects.
 
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Yeah, you're right of course, you know everything, just a fat bluffer me. Not sure where I said anything about evidence of hacking but you tend to make things up to suit really don't you? Get all shouty and pouty when someone stands up to you.

All that stalking but too scared to face all these people who you think are so beneath you.

All mouth and wind you, aren't you?
On the thread you started about bullying you glue-bag.

You mention stalking again. Show where I stalked anyone. You can't. You're a fat, wife pimping liar.

:pig:
 
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On the thread you started about bullying you glue-bag.

You mention stalking again. Show where I stalked anyone. You can't. You're a fat, wife pimping liar.

:pig:
Of course I am stalky boy. You said so so it must be true. After all you know everything about me, some might think you have an unhealthy interest in me, some might think you've been stalking me and making up stuff about me.

Still, we'll never meet because you don't go on crawls, not because you're scared or anything, course not, just too good, we all know that.
 
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