Sum up the last 2 weeks on ARRSE.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by UKTAP, Apr 19, 2013.

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  1. Listen in.

    I've been away from civilization for a couple of weeks in Aldershit, so I haven't been able to stay current on ARRSE goings on.

    To save me the pain on reading dozens of crushingly unfunny posts on deltics and sheds or 32 pages of fanny bleeding about how ARRSE is now too naughty, can someone sum up the last few days and point me in the way of any decent new threads.

    Thanks fellas.
  2. Same shit as normal.

    Threads about nasty name calling, ARRSE not being like it was years ago, dead dogs a plenty, RAF Regt. bigging themselves up, never served civvies being the death knell of the site (even though most tantrums are from ex or still serving), all socialists are greedy money grabbing cunts, and someone probably likes eggs (bbq'd or otherwise).

    Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.
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  3. I tried deep frying an egg during the adverts the other night.

    Not a complete success
  4. Everyone was a bunch of cunts.

    Well apart from me, I was brill
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  5. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    [h=2]Sum up the last 2 weeks on ARRSE.[/h]
    Soz, can't be bothered.
  6. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    and the slr thread you cant miss that out, we even had a shed in it
  7. .
    Fuck me, I thought you reminded me of some cunt. Hello Buzz
  8. Very true. And some boring cunts kept banging on about Deltics.

    Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.
  9. What have you missed?

    Well I for one have been outstandingly erudite, witty, insightful, unbandwagonish and any other superlatives that you can think of. Everyone else has apparently been a bit of a cunt.
  10. I'll proudly admit to being a cunt. One of the finer and more legendary things I've accomplished in my long and distinguished life. Or lunchtime.

    Edit: Ooops. I thought this was the pointless and inane comment thread.

    And after the week I've just had may I just say

  11. There has been one death (not yet publicised - RIP Hutch), a wedding last weekend, an amazingly embarrassing hissy fit meltdown, over 31 litres of sperm fired over assorted ARRSE members own knuckles due to same fairly racy PM'd photos, several digital fights and more than 3 fuel tanker's worth of Absinthe necked by Joey Deacon.

    I think that's about it.
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  12. Whine, Whine, Snivel, Snivel, Look at Me, Look at Me...

    Repeat Ad infinitum
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    So, do you have to pay when they stitch your name above the company logo on your fleece? Or does the company pay for that?
  14. Just people spouting their usual shite.