Sum up the last 2 weeks on ARRSE.

#1
Listen in.

I've been away from civilization for a couple of weeks in Aldershit, so I haven't been able to stay current on ARRSE goings on.

To save me the pain on reading dozens of crushingly unfunny posts on deltics and sheds or 32 pages of fanny bleeding about how ARRSE is now too naughty, can someone sum up the last few days and point me in the way of any decent new threads.

Thanks fellas.
 
#3
Same shit as normal.

Threads about nasty name calling, ARRSE not being like it was years ago, dead dogs a plenty, RAF Regt. bigging themselves up, never served civvies being the death knell of the site (even though most tantrums are from ex or still serving), all socialists are greedy money grabbing cunts, and someone probably likes eggs (bbq'd or otherwise).

Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.
 
#4
Same shit as normal.

Threads about nasty name calling, ARRSE not being like it was years ago, dead dogs a plenty, RAF Regt. bigging themselves up, never served civvies being the death knell of the site (even though most tantrums are from ex or still serving), all socialists are greedy money grabbing cunts, and someone probably likes eggs (bbq'd or otherwise).

Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.
I tried deep frying an egg during the adverts the other night.

Not a complete success
 
#6
[h=2]Sum up the last 2 weeks on ARRSE.[/h]
Soz, can't be bothered.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
Same shit as normal.

Threads about nasty name calling, ARRSE not being like it was years ago, dead dogs a plenty, RAF Regt. bigging themselves up, never served civvies being the death knell of the site (even though most tantrums are from ex or still serving), all socialists are greedy money grabbing cunts, and someone probably likes eggs (bbq'd or otherwise).

Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.
and the slr thread you cant miss that out, we even had a shed in it
 
#8
Listen in.

I've been away from civilization for a couple of weeks in Aldershit, so I haven't been able to stay current on ARRSE goings on.

To save me the pain on reading dozens of crushingly unfunny posts on deltics and sheds or 32 pages of fanny bleeding about how ARRSE is now too naughty, can someone sum up the last few days and point me in the way of any decent new threads.

Thanks fellas.
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Fuck me, I thought you reminded me of some cunt. Hello Buzz
 
T

Taffd

Guest
#10
What have you missed?

Well I for one have been outstandingly erudite, witty, insightful, unbandwagonish and any other superlatives that you can think of. Everyone else has apparently been a bit of a cunt.
 
#11
I'll proudly admit to being a cunt. One of the finer and more legendary things I've accomplished in my long and distinguished life. Or lunchtime.

Edit: Ooops. I thought this was the pointless and inane comment thread.

And after the week I've just had may I just say

CUNT
 
#12
There has been one death (not yet publicised - RIP Hutch), a wedding last weekend, an amazingly embarrassing hissy fit meltdown, over 31 litres of sperm fired over assorted ARRSE members own knuckles due to same fairly racy PM'd photos, several digital fights and more than 3 fuel tanker's worth of Absinthe necked by Joey Deacon.

I think that's about it.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#14
crushingly unfunny posts on deltics and sheds
So, do you have to pay when they stitch your name above the company logo on your fleece? Or does the company pay for that?
 
3

3123

Guest
#16
The last two weeks on ARRSE lasted fourteen days....that's nearly a fucking fortnight in old money...

My cock stinks...
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
Listen in.

I've been away from civilization for a couple of weeks in Aldershit, so I haven't been able to stay current on ARRSE goings on.

To save me the pain on reading dozens of crushingly unfunny posts on deltics and sheds or 32 pages of fanny bleeding about how ARRSE is now too naughty, can someone sum up the last few days and point me in the way of any decent new threads.

Thanks fellas.
Arrse is not as good as it once was two weeks ago.
 
#20
Listen in. can someone sum up the last few days and point me in the way of any decent new threads.

Thanks fellas.
Simple it is Obe Wan Kenobi, next time you have a dump, before flushing it, give it a long, hard stare, coz that sums up ARRSE the last couple of weeks. Apart from the 'Baked Beans for Breakfast' and the 'Pies' threads.
 

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