Flicking through the web's news pages just now I saw that today was 060606 and therefore considered by the satanist fraternity to be worthy of some suitably horrendous form of recognition. Instantly I thought of virgins being sacrifice, small furry animals being turned inside out, etc, etc. But I was clearly wrong: Among the actual Satanist community, attitudes to the big day vary. Rev. John D Allee is the founder of the First Church of Satan in Salem, America, which split from the original Church of Satan 12 years ago. "I plan to take Lillee, my High Priestess, to the opening of The Omen movie," says the self-styled Dark Pope. "Then it's out for dinner." Can't the worshipers of the dark lord think of anything more nasty to do in celebration of his wickedness ? Or maybe, having got his high priestess all excited at the prospect of a slap-up Gordon Ramsay-style dinner, he then takes her to McDonalds instead ? Which would be quite nasty. But not exactly on a scale that the founder of a satanist church should be thinking. Soooo ... what should he be doing ?