Suicide

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by Trooper_Sefton, Jun 14, 2010.

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  1. I know you lot will rip the piss so im not even going to bother looking for sympathy, just want to know whats the best way to do yourself in if you have no guns, no high buildings/ bridges, no drugs ?
     
  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Suicide bomber?
     
  3. Continual masturbation, so long as you don't replenish the lost fluids.
     
  4. have you got any plastic explosives and passages of the koran lying around?
     
  5. Read this
     

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  6. The thread title is 'Suicide', not 'Rage-induced killing spree armed with just a biro, a tax return and 17p in coppers'.
     
  7. A piece of rope.
     
  8. Your a trooper, So I would suggest finding an armoured vehicle if your a Cav type and lying so one track would effectively cut you in half not only will you die but you will die knowing your mates will have to clean the gunk from the tracks.

    If your an AAC type find a helicopter and do a diving header into the tail rotor, that way again your mates are going to be picking bits of you up from the floor.

    If your infact a trooper with THEM just call one of your colleagues a hat
     
  9. as pissed off and depressed as i am that actually made me laugh, well done

    actually now you have said that, wouldnt it be a better way to go being shot by a police marksman after a killing spree,
     
  10. Fasten a knife to the Newel post of your Banister pointing uo the stairs, slide down face first.
     
  11. Just think of the paperwork....
     
  12. Up not across!

    or

    Rusty bread knife placed halfway up arm, bend arm pinching the blade between bicep and forearm and then pull blade across arm.
     
  13. Just handcuff yourself to the computer table and PM Ashie about politics.
    Within 20 minutes, you will have gnawed off your arm and bled out.
     
  14. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Or you could just read Nesbits posts.
     
  15. Get AIDS.

    Inject air into a vein.

    Nail up each nostril - headbutt table.

    Run a bath jump in with an electrical item shoved up your arrse.

    Play with marbles on motorway.

    Order a cab in Cumbria and get him to drive you to Bridgend.

    Drink yourself to death.
     
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