suicide girl

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by portlandbill, Feb 13, 2011.

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  1. tough looking group of bikers were riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

    The leader, a big burly guy , gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

    So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had.

    That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous why are you committing suicide?"

    "None of my family like me dressing up as a girl......"