Suicide donkeys.

#3
You wouldn't get a Christian Donkey doing that, bloody muslim terror Donkeys.
 
#5
Well there are probably more Donkey virgins than human ones these days...
 
#6
johnboyzzz said:
Do they get a piece of ass after they go boom and go to donkey heaven?

They even have their own black nasty
OMG, is that donkey..well..one of "THEM"?

Was it counted as one of the 500???
 
#7
"With typical Army humour, Major Streatfeild, in charge of A Company on the Sangin Valley front line, reported difficulty in reporting the incident to his superiors.

He said:"It is impossible to report a donkey IED up the chain of command without either a wry smile at the ridiculousness or a feeling that the world is slightly off its axis."
 
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#8
uk_numpty said:
"With typical Army humour, Major Streatfeild, in charge of A Company on the Sangin Valley front line, reported difficulty in reporting the incident to his superiors.

He said:"It is impossible to report a donkey IED up the chain of command without either a wry smile at the ridiculousness or a feeling that the world is slightly off its axis."
Sounds painful if you ask me :roll:
 
#9
They're not the first IED attacks using donkeys.
 

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#11
re-stilly said:
Well there are probably more Donkey virgins than human ones these days...
In Afghanistan? I doubt it.
 
#12
Donkey IED's!! This should have not been posted!! The IRA council is going "Begessass, what a good idea" And their cheaper than 2nd hand Fords. Suicide bombing, I love it, even more when somebody/thing else is doing it.

Also, they fit in the lift when I want to take them home.

Cross-reference to the virgins thread there.
 
#13
When I posted a couple of minutes ago, the charity bar at the bottom of the page...was for Brookes animal charity, helping donkeys. The pathos of it all.
 
#14
mad_mick said:
Donkey IED's!! This should have not been posted!! The IRA council is going "Begessass, what a good idea" And their cheaper than 2nd hand Fords. Suicide bombing, I love it, even more when somebody/thing else is doing it.
But the IRA were using donkeys in the 70's...I remember one of them blowing itself up in London....I can remember the headlines clearly..

"All that was left was his Donkey Jacket!"

;)
 
#16
uk_numpty said:
"With typical Army humour, Major Streatfeild, in charge of A Company on the Sangin Valley front line, reported difficulty in reporting the incident to his superiors.

He said:"It is impossible to report a donkey IED up the chain of command without either a wry smile at the ridiculousness or a feeling that the world is slightly off its axis."
He was right though, vis-à-vis the following:

One brave soldier set it on fire to the hay* with a flare and there was a considerable explosion.
Interesting way to describe an Emperor Mong moment:

"Now I wonder what happens if I burn that straw..............?"




*pretty tonk use of English by The Telegraph there!
 
#17
2/51 said:
mad_mick said:
Donkey IED's!! This should have not been posted!! The IRA council is going "Begessass, what a good idea" And their cheaper than 2nd hand Fords. Suicide bombing, I love it, even more when somebody/thing else is doing it.
But the IRA were using donkeys in the 70's...I remember one of them blowing itself up in London....I can remember the headlines clearly..

"All that was left was his Donkey Jacket!"

;)
Aaah yes, that jacket was held in high regard in Biddy Mulligans in Kilburn.
 
#19
2/51 said:
johnboyzzz said:
Do they get a piece of ass after they go boom and go to donkey heaven?

They even have their own black nasty
OMG, is that donkey..well..one of "THEM"?

Was it counted as one of the 500???
It was the second donkey on the balcony, that's why the building caught fire.
 
#20
re-stilly said:
Well there are probably more Donkey virgins than human ones these days...
That I doubt, there was a while back a video taken by an OP of three I goddam RAQI blokes shagging a donkey - cos its allowed apparentlly.

EEEAWWW EEEAAAW E ALWAYS CALLS ME THAT :D
 

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