Suicide donkeys.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by vvaannmmaann, Dec 3, 2009.

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  1. Do they get a piece of ass after they go boom and go to donkey heaven?

    They even have their own black nasty

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  2. You wouldn't get a Christian Donkey doing that, bloody muslim terror Donkeys.
  3. Didnt the Russkies use dogs in WW2 to much the same effect ?
  4. Well there are probably more Donkey virgins than human ones these days...
  5. OMG, is that of "THEM"?

    Was it counted as one of the 500???
  6. "With typical Army humour, Major Streatfeild, in charge of A Company on the Sangin Valley front line, reported difficulty in reporting the incident to his superiors.

    He said:"It is impossible to report a donkey IED up the chain of command without either a wry smile at the ridiculousness or a feeling that the world is slightly off its axis."
  7. Sounds painful if you ask me :roll:
  8. They're not the first IED attacks using donkeys.
  9. Biped

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    In Afghanistan? I doubt it.
  10. Donkey IED's!! This should have not been posted!! The IRA council is going "Begessass, what a good idea" And their cheaper than 2nd hand Fords. Suicide bombing, I love it, even more when somebody/thing else is doing it.

    Also, they fit in the lift when I want to take them home.

    Cross-reference to the virgins thread there.
  11. When I posted a couple of minutes ago, the charity bar at the bottom of the page...was for Brookes animal charity, helping donkeys. The pathos of it all.
  12. But the IRA were using donkeys in the 70's...I remember one of them blowing itself up in London....I can remember the headlines clearly..

    "All that was left was his Donkey Jacket!"

  13. I think it was a bit obvious

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