suicide Bomber.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
    He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?"

    Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because ass holes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually hungry and frankly, you'll be on a constant and very exhausting duty!!"

    The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"

    Allah replied quizingly, "Who told you they were f*****g women?!!
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  2. Being a virgin and then getting yourself killed by a terrorist means you go to heaven and have to be a raving poof for eternity?

    Right where is that book of mortal and venal sins, I think I would rather go to the other place.
  3. calm down, dont worry. this all relates to blowing yourself UP, not OFF.
  4. You always wondered what Jarrod would do in heaven, here's a clue.
  5. Two Muslims walk into a bar Boom Boom

    Oh this isnt the shite jokes thread sorry
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  7. Forgive me Lord for I could sin.

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