Suicidal Mice

OK folks,

I need your help.

Only this morning I discovered mice in my bathroom. Most folks might expect to find them in the kitchen, but those of you who know me will realise that soap tastes much better than anything in my fridge/cupboards.

So I asked for advice on how to get rid of the squeakers and have been given the following websites ........

I am not entirely sure how the last one works but Lippy assures me that the mice will disappear very quickly.

Anyway - I reckon that these humane options are possibilities, but in the event that they fail I would like some alternatives.

Can anyone help?
Why oh why do you want a humane trap?

Catch mouse -> release mouse -> mouse moves right back in.

Kill the little fcukers outright with a proper trap. Glue razors to the spring arm for even more fun.

How many times do I have to tell you they were NOT green! For one thing they didn't try and eat the cake I made, only my sponge and cotton buds.

Now behave!

ps - 12 Bore tempting but any volunteers - I would be sure to miss if past APWCs anything to go by.
OK - let's say for the sake of argument that they WERE green.............

Whatever colour they are I would like to get rid of them. I have now convinced myself that I shall be sharing a duvet with a whole nest of them tonight, hence I am still awake after 2100hrs and now sucking my thumb. Yes, just my thumb.

Let's assume that humane doesnt work, and that my aim aint good enough for a shotgun.....what else?
I too have had a mouse infestation of late and like yourself toyed with the humane option ..... until they ate the plastic downpipe from my sink (no duff!). It was a right pain to fix as well so it was no more Mr Nice Guy! I got some poison from B&Q and 4 days later - not a squeak.
Molotov cocktail...never fails.

Put some sugar, fairy liquid or mothballs in the bottle too; helps it stick to the fur.
chocolate! at least they die happy and fat......little b'stards dont go for cheese anymore...nice lttle trap snaps their spine no probs!!!

Signs ...........lots of signs in different languages, Mouse is best to start of with, then Albanian Mouse, English Mouse, then Pidgeon the wee feckers a chance. Signs must say (in order to comply with legislation) "Springy Traps Baited with Chocolate to Kill you Mice B'Stards"

Mini mice minefields; cunningly conceal improved bangers under the carpet (or lino)

Its obvious in'nit 8)
Wait for the smell when they go off behind your cupboards BCO. Poison good but they can mess u up by dying in incovenient platz.

Borrow a really hungry cat.
IMHO Peanut butter works best on the traps, sticks like the proverbial, dont forget to file down the end of the release lever for a hair-trigger effect that way you get some neck snapping action even if the little cnuts fart near the bait. :twisted:
Have you tried the pate from ORPs? At the very least, you'll p*ss them off so they'll go and chew someone else's cotton buds.
These aren't your run of the mill mice ya'know......these are 'Fundamentalist' no ..wrong..just mental mice. Some even pray....but they eat their way you know!!

W oughth to have a Minister for Rodents; why not the entire |Parliamentary process is a failure
Probably the most exciting and enjoyable way (at least for me) is to wait up like a sniper and peg the little basterds when they come out with a high power bb gun. HOWEVER.... since you're not a good shot, you can try poison (then they die in unreachable spots and stink something awful to get you back for the poison 8O ), or the snap traps. Both work great, but I still say that popping them one thru the head is the best. :twisted:

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