Suggested methods for dealing with some cnut taking advantage of baby sister

[CasinoBoyale]

Hi everyone,

Title is pretty self-explanatory; just found out about this (she's 13, he's 17), and with me being the ever so slightly over-protective big brother that I am (unless she's annoying me, of course...), I have been overcome by the huge and primal urge to jump down this greasy fcuker's throat. So, in a bid for inspiration, I'm opening up to the floor in order to get ideas- the more graphic, painful, and entertaining, the better!

Over to you...

C_B

 

[burgernipplesss]

Write a letter to him telling him how angry you are.

 

[CasinoBoyale]

Tried that with my MP once- didn't really work...

 

[Bollock-chops]

You must act like a grown up, however you feel, grown up you must be, when you have gained their trust, withdraw your ballpein hammer and smash repeatedly into the bridge of his nose.

If you have timed this correctly, ie, shes gone to change her sock etc, she will return to a dead boyfriend

If she is stood awestruck and jaw adrooped, now is not the time to be caught stood holding a hammer.

 

[jvb1988]

expose him to his muckers ( if he has any)

 

[target_stop]

Write on his Face Book wall that he is being a brute. If he fails to stop tell him you will "bop" him on his noes.

 

[CC_TA]

Hi everyone,

Title is pretty self-explanatory; just found out about this (she's 13, he's 17), and with me being the ever so slightly over-protective big brother that I am (unless she's annoying me, of course...), I have been overcome by the huge and primal urge to jump down this greasy fcuker's throat. So, in a bid for inspiration, I'm opening up to the floor in order to get ideas- the more graphic, painful, and entertaining, the better!

Over to you...

C_B

You're just pissed off that she turned you down you jealous twat! Got any photos? Is she up for a threesome?

 

[Troy]

Shop him to the Child Protection Unit of your local plod, let them deal with it and have him put on the Nonce register. He's not worth getting yourself a record over. Then have a chat with your sister and explain to her that she is just a child, regardless of how much she watches Holloaks. And that this 17 year old has taken advantage of her, and swayed her thinking, and she's not old enough to know better. So you are acting for her own good and she'll thank you for it one day.

Later, if you must hurt this 17 yo then:
Plan A: use a car and make it look like an accident. Such accidents tend to have lower sentences if they go to court.
Plan B: just push him under a truck or bus.

 

[scalieback]

Hi everyone,

Title is pretty self-explanatory; just found out about this (she's 13, he's 17), and with me being the ever so slightly over-protective big brother that I am (unless she's annoying me, of course...), I have been overcome by the huge and primal urge to jump down this greasy fcuker's throat. So, in a bid for inspiration, I'm opening up to the floor in order to get ideas- the more graphic, painful, and entertaining, the better!

Over to you...

C_B

As you're Welsh, I assume she's your wife as well?

Anyway, give him two choices, f#ck off or sign on the sex offenders register as a paedo for ever.

 

[CasinoBoyale]

Strictly speaking I'm only half welsh- I should really change that avatar...

Thanks for all advice- just to clarify (Thinking of you, CC), there will be no photos- to be fair I should have remembered it was the NAAFI

 

[stacker1]

Does your sister put out at the age of 13? Was she dragged up?

Spread the word he's a nonce and let the rent-a-mob take it from there.

 

[CasinoBoyale]

Not quite, but it looked like it was headed that way- nipped it in the bud, but it's still pretty poor

 

[stabradop]

Advise the fucker that he should look for girls his own age or at least over 16, explain to him what happens to nonces in prison, then drop him in it to plod.

If that fails shoot him with a crossbow.

 

[CC_TA]

Strictly speaking I'm only half welsh- I should really change that avatar...

Thanks for all advice- just to clarify (Thinking of you, CC), there will be no photos- to be fair I should have remembered it was the NAAFI

I'd rather have pictures of your mum!


PM inbound mate.

 

[ringdoby]

post pics of the sis, she sounds like she's gagging for it.

 

[CasinoBoyale]

Cheers CC- appreciated, as are everyone else's contributions. Especially the one with the hammer

 

[BWsamwatt]

If you're the over protective brother it's your duty to rape this guy (preferably dry) and then shank him. Remind him this is what happens to nonces in prison and as he runs away grab your sisters cotten whites out his back pocket.

 

[mutley249]

Simply skif the cunt, once he has fainted due to the odorous, noxious arse finger, poke the wanker in the eye, with said 'dirty' finger'.

5 yard back up, his legs open, run and swipe him right in the under carriage.

Grip sister violently by the throat and tell her not to be such a slut. If she refuses, wait 3 years then post her on the web. Fail that, ask your daddy to show you what to do.

Grow a set of bollocks man, face up to the twat if you don't like it. Why ask on an open forum? Do you feel the need to have you balls virtually tickled?

 

[LancePrivateJones]

Become an importer of teen underaged prostitutes from somewhere like Latvia and give one to your mate.

This will of course have the added advantage of protecting your sisters honour and supplying you with a very handy inflation proof income.

 

[Mark The Convict]

And allow you to retain the option of shopping the perv to the filth.