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Suddenly come over all peckish.......

for breakfast sandwich from Rumbletums, in Burton On Trent.

Whole loaf of bread
eight slices of bacon
four sausages
three eggs
half a pound of cheese
can of baked beans


I've worked in Burton upon Trent refurbishing a bank in the high street, and from the state of the bloated inbred f ucking hillbillies wandering along it's length grazing and shoving grub into their gaping maws, with arms like big pink freckled boiled hams, from Subway to the jacket potato van, that thing in the picture is a mere canape.
There was a 'come in your own stuff day' at work over the weekend. All the monsters turned up in matinee coats to cover massive waist lines, huge arrses and legs of oak.

I looked at one of my blokes and he could see I was about to p1ss myself laughing and turned his head away.

If this lot was aboard the Titanic it would have gone down in two and a half minutes - not two and a half hours.

The band played on whilst the ship went down - and so did the platter and carvery.
salforddude said:
That looks like someone's already eaten it
Fixed your slight spelling mistake there sd. :D

As to the sarnie? Ditch the half pound of cheese (in a breakfast?) and I'd eat* that.

* (About a third of)
Im off down to a festival in sunny Shropshire tomorrow morning. Im rather hoping it sets my guts like a chunk of concrete. The bogs there are "ethnic"

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