Sudanese Man Made to Marry Goat

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Country_Bumpkin, Feb 24, 2006.

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  1. Part Time Pongo - Monitor this discussion with great zeal..... I suspect it may go off track!

    Fellow Arrsers, read the following BBC news story with amazement:

    Gives a new meaning to slap and tickle with the nanny! Serious comments (difficult, I know) on this new method of speed-dating. Remember this is the Current Affairs board - be tactful!
  2. A slight misinterpretation of Current 'Affairs' mayhaps? :D

    All aboard....
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned shotgun wedding. 8)
  4. Give it a week and the goat, wearing a burka, will be over here claiming asylum on the grounds that it was an arrainged marriage and against Goats Rights.
  5. The poor baaaaaaaa-stard. I wonder if they plan on having kids? He must be sick of hearing people say "Now that Tombe bloke, he really gets my goat" in the pub.
  6. MyssL - you'll notice that I started this topic a whole hour before Smithie started his imitation.
  7. I did - but there was more posts on the other.
  8. having seen Sudanese women do you think that he may have got the better deal here?

    he may only be saying he is Sudanese as a cover story when infact he is really welsh, what do you reckon?
  9. Wait until he meets the mother-in-law
  10. At least there shouldn't be any argument about who gets to mow the lawn. 8)
  11. The Nanny state?

    What a silly Billy?
  12. ...what's got your goat?

    being a bit gruff aren't we...