Suck it you bunch of c_nts!!! I passed selection!!!

Discussion in 'Join the Army - Regular Soldier Recruitment' started by Jensen, Jun 10, 2008.

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  1. Hahahaha, holy sh_t. Gotta go for the Oath of Allegiance next week. At the moment I'm over the f_cking moon, with a little bit of an "Oh sh_t, what have I got myself into?!" vibe aswell.
  2. Another thing, I was a bit worried about the Ice Breaker, but all that happened was I got about 2 sentences in then got the piss taken out of me for 3-4 minutes. Haha. I was told by one of the assessors that my ice breaker went down well, was funny, but I was wondering, were they laughing at me or what because I didn't try to be funny.
  3. What you get up to then and what did you say at the ice breaker?
  4. Now get through the training you necky TWWWWAAAATTTT!!! :roll:
  5. Nice one Jensen mate! :thumbs: Well done!
  6. With a shocking thread title like that.

    You should be raped by many, many men....

    ....And then afterwards they ignore your phonecalls begging for more!

    Ahaha! Punishment!
  7. Nor do I, unless you look like a penis.
  8. That's surely a compliment for him...
  9. Why didn't my :thumbs: work? :evil: :thumleft: :thumright: << ahh these are why...
  10. Well done, thats the easy bit done. Enjoy and good luck.
  11. "ahh there's a bloody fly on my seems to be inside...wait a minute...ITS AN AVATAR!"

    I wonder how many people have thought that charlie... :lol:
  12. Fcuker! I've just twatted me screen you cnut!

    Or, is it me that's a c.......