Substitutes for Swear Words

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Signallers, Jun 25, 2013.

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  1. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    Bollards!
     
  2. Henry Halls
     
  3. "Bassa!"

    "Fish!"

    "Winkers!"

    When I was about 8, one of my mates a few doors along tried to push his luck. He would go "Fork in Hell!" then when he got a dirty look off his mum, he'd add, "Knife in Heaven!"
     
  4. Shitpost
     
  5. Flipping Heck Tucker!
     

  6. The master.
     
  7. We had swear filters before kids, nothing new.
     
  8. Why the fuck do you need swearwords, you illiterate cunt? Your posts are so poorly written that I find them superlatively offensive without the need for expletives.
     
  9. Jam and bread your beady eyes you black looking bucket of pitch.
     
  10. Just what the feck is your fecking point slunty billocks?


    (NAAFI bar translation-what the fuck are you on about cunty bollocks)
     
  11. Never seen this phrase written down,we were told that 'Airy bumwack' meant 'Go and make love to your Granny...vigorously.' Talking about Aden here ,chaps.Always thought it had a pleasant ring to it.
     
  12. Well knock me down with a feather you insolent humans.
     
  13. You silly old bathbun.
     
  14. That sounds like it should be preceded by, "Aah, Jim, laaad!".
     
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