Substitutes for Swear Words

Henry Halls



When I was about 8, one of my mates a few doors along tried to push his luck. He would go "Fork in Hell!" then when he got a dirty look off his mum, he'd add, "Knife in Heaven!"
Jam and bread your beady eyes you black looking bucket of pitch.
Never seen this phrase written down,we were told that 'Airy bumwack' meant 'Go and make love to your Granny...vigorously.' Talking about Aden here ,chaps.Always thought it had a pleasant ring to it.
Well knock me down with a feather you insolent humans.

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