Substitutes for Swear Words

#2
Henry Halls
 
#4
"Bassa!"

"Fish!"

"Winkers!"

When I was about 8, one of my mates a few doors along tried to push his luck. He would go "Fork in Hell!" then when he got a dirty look off his mum, he'd add, "Knife in Heaven!"
 
#10
Jam and bread your beady eyes you black looking bucket of pitch.
 
#12
Never seen this phrase written down,we were told that 'Airy bumwack' meant 'Go and make love to your Granny...vigorously.' Talking about Aden here ,chaps.Always thought it had a pleasant ring to it.
 
#13
Well knock me down with a feather you insolent humans.
 

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