Subject: Michael Jackson Update

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by msr, Nov 20, 2003.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    The FBI have been searching his home....

    They found Class A drugs in the kitchen.

    And Class B drugs in the lounge.

    And Class 5c in the bedroom...
  2. Mich Hucknall is at it too

    The Simply Red lead singer was seen shagging a rabbit.....

    A reproter said he was 'Holding back the ears because Bunny's to tight too mention'
  3. Celebs eh? My mate down the pub said big Frank Bruno wasn't in hospital for a breakdown. Said he was just fcuking crackers.

    And Frank didn't need the publicity for a new album.
  4. I hear that MJ is doing a duet with Elton John, i think the title of their first track was going to be "I wont let your son go down on me"

    Sha-mone mother fcuker!
  5. What is brown and warm and sometimes found in childrens underpants?

    Wacko's hand :D
  6. Wacko Jacko, Arnie, Stallone and a bunch of kids are all in a plane together. Something terrible happens, and the plane starts to go into a nose dive. The three intrepid heroes rush to the back of the plane, only to find that there are only three parachutes. Stallone grabs one, puts it on, and gets ready to jump. Arnie says, "Wait! What about the kids?" Stallone replies, "F*ck the kids..."
    Wacko Jacko: "We don't have time."
  7. Did you hear that Jacko was off on holiday to Floriday.

    Aye, He's off to Tampa with the kids.
  8. What did the woman on the beach say to MJ?
    Excuse me but you're in my son

    What does MJ pass around after dinner?

    What does MJ have in common with whiskey?
    They both come in tots

    Right thats enough i'll get me coat
  9. That's why he changed from being Black to White - so he'd fit the under 14's better.
  10. Or it might be because he's got something in common with a big mac.....

    .......Old meat between fresh buns