Stupid Shit People Do When Bored

#1
I was having a look at some picture from my old unit and came across this.


Any other reckless/stupid/dangerous stuff to keep you amused?
 
#2
I used to work with mad jock (RHF) who would clear his 9-milly with it pointed at his head on the basis that if he had an ND he would kill himself in the process and by his reckoning therefore not get in the shit????

This is the same bloke who then went on at a unit reunion to get pissed and introduce us to his Italian friend Mr Barretta where upon he pulled out a 92F (his legally held PPW) and wave it about for all to see until someone grabbed it off him and stuck it in the duty room.
 
#3
How many times are you going to post this, dickweed?
 

the_boy_syrup

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#5
How many times are you going to post this, dickweed?

He's showing ioff his new found skill

Bet you're glad you helped him post pictures

Is it not better to stand behind him when he twats that grenade?
 
#6
He'll cut his foot on that bayonet unless he puts his boots on (tuts reprovingly)
 
#7
Rigid posture, unconventional grip, open alignment, plus he's got it tee'd way too high for an assault rifle; my money's on him shanking it out of bounds in any case.
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#8
Rigid posture, unconventional grip, open alignment, plus he's got it tee'd way too high for an assault rifle; my money's on him shanking it out of bounds in any case.
I'm with you on this one. His butt-face is far too open and he's gonna slice is well into touch.
 
#9
Surely a Minimi would have been a better choice?
 
#11
#12
When I'm bored I tend to watch porn. I find it odd that other people actually do things that may result in an injury just because they are bored. I recommend next time the op tries wanking

TPBD
 
#13
I found that having live HE grenades around was a sure cure for boredom.
 
#14
He's too tall. What he needs as an L1A1.
Nonsense, the L1A1 is a scoring club and is only of use from 150 yards and in. To compete with the best for fairways hit only an L115A3 will do off the back tees (although you might be fighting a bit of a draw with the thermal sight fitted).
 
#15
Nonsense, the L1A1 is a scoring club and is only of use from 150 yards and in. To compete with the best for fairways hit only an L115A3 will do off the back tees (although you might be fighting a bit of a draw with the thermal sight fitted).
I disagree, he's obvioulsy want to drive such a volatile device. That way he should be driving off with a L37 GPMG, and only with the wooden butt, not those trash plastic ones.

His grip is all wrong too
 
#16
Whats wrong with you people? Talking about guns? TPBD has brazenly confessed to 'tickling the ferret' whilst watching porn in her spare time no one has demanded photographic evidence yet.......<sigh> Disappointing, I'm amazed Cuddles didn't pick up on that one.
 
#17
Mr_Deputy,

If you wish to dress as a teddy bear to relieve your bordom, then please carry on, but send me the photo's so I can post them on here. It's a win win situation. As for myself I'll carry on in my usual method of bordom relief ;)

TPBD
 

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