Stupid questions

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  1. Now I know that there is not supposed to be such a thing as a stupid question but whats the worst you have heard?

    We had a lad who asked a female Troop Comd "If you were swimming in a pool of spunk and someone threw a bucket of shit at you would you duck?"

    She just gave him a withering look and said nothing.

    The same lad after receiving a full set of orders and being asked "any questions" came out with "If someone with aids shagged a blowup sheep and then you shagged the sheep would you catch aids?"

    From then on the section head asked if anyone had any relevant questions.

    moved. mk
  2. The old can you use a day sack at night question springs to mind.
  3. Was in a lesson today when a bloke who's been in the army 10 years asked what a winky-pot was.
  4. Every wah i have ever heard..and fallen for.
  5. Asking any (male) arrser "would you sh*g that (female)?"
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Asking for a size 9 boot to try on, and when it fits, asking if you can supply one to fit the other side (true).
  7. well can you.
  8. Only if you fit the cylume mod.
  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    "Any questions?"

    "Yes. Will the spacemen be armed?"

    Which had half a dozen of us snotting down our nose, until some twunt said "Spacemen? What?".

    When we lost it and started snotting down both nostrils and making noises like a cardiac arrest.

    you had to be there, you know?