Stupid Questions!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dale0404, Oct 4, 2006.

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  1. Just to get things started!!!

    Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
  2. They wore helmets because they got cold ears and I eat baby pigeons!
  3. Why do people ask stupid questions?
  4. Does your dog bite?
  5. Do you like name stealing?
  6. Is Dale a virgin? :D
  7. "Does my bum look big in this?"

    Just what is the correct answer?
  8. "No bigger than in anything else darling" and then standby!!
  9. I will be anything you want, if you pay 20 shiney pee, and sit on my lap and wiggle, if Ballbag lets you.

    Missed you xx
  10. Honey, did you cum? No?What am I doing wrong? :oops:
  11. Say yes and when she throws a strop kindly inform her that you've been shagging her sister for the last 2 months, and she takes it up the shitter and you dont even bother to wash your knob afterwards.
  12. Do not talk to the fake Dale. The real one loves Rowums.

    Sluggy xx

    P.S. Are they your shoes?
  13. How come stairs can run up and down at the same time?
  14. Mom,where do babies come from?