Have we had a thread yet about absolutely bone or irrelevant questions that we heard asked? Any totally mongish queries or even better, any razor sharp replies to bone questions? This is my favourite: I witnessed this on another military forum I used to be a member of. This forum was being overrun by walts and wannabes all asking bone questions about run times, webbing setups, CFTs etc. The knobbers were too idle to do a search for the answers and the membership (mostly Royal Marines) were getting fed-up. Along comes one fool and for the millionth time asks the same sort of question; 'What do I put in my webbing to make it weigh 50lbs The reply given was; Two 20 lb weights and a 10 lb weight Still makes me giggle now. Anyone care to share any bone questions or smartarse answers they have heard?