Sgt Major "ARE YOUR FUCKING HANDS COLD?" Legend pal with his hands in his pockets "i sir, why are ya selling gloves?" sir harry tuzzo rocked up to a stand my old mans unit had set up, one fella was on a jcb kinna thing (whatever you old fogies had) he signals the driver to stop. Down jumps the driver, General says "theres oil leaking from your vehicle, wheres it from?" driver climbs under, dips his finger in and tastes the oil, stands to attention and replies "texas" any more?