Stupid Imbecilic Illiterate Potential Recruits

cpunk

LE
Moderator
#1
OK then. Here's what I suggest we do. Would everyone who has posted witty, amusing banter in the recruiting sticky thread please have a trawl through and delete it: apparently it makes it all too confusing for potential recruits to extract the pearls of wisdom that the old and bold have liberally scattered through it.

From now on though, it's 'two strikes and you're out' with fuckwitted recruiting questions: the first two get moved into the recruiting sticky, any further knobbery gets booted into the 'Arrsehole' for general forum derision.
 
#2
why don't you prepare a cut 'n' paste PM that you can send to such morons? i mean, you take all this money and kudos for being a highly paid moderator, but as soon as it involves a bit of work you start whingeing like a little girl :)
 

cpunk

LE
Moderator
#4
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
why don't you prepare a cut 'n' paste PM that you can send to such morons? i mean, you take all this money and kudos for being a highly paid moderator, but as soon as it involves a bit of work you start whingeing like a little girl :)
Actually, I just do it for the respect.
 
#6
I only had 3 or 4 post to delete, due to my inability to construct a witty response to any posts. CR on the other hand, he'll be editing/deleting all afternoon. :)
 
#7
cpunk said:
OK then. Here's what I suggest we do. Would everyone who has posted witty, amusing banter in the recruiting sticky thread please have a trawl through and delete it: apparently it makes it all too confusing for potential recruits to extract the pearls of wisdom that the old and bold have liberally scattered through it.

From now on though, it's 'two strikes and you're out' with fuckwitted recruiting questions: the first two get moved into the recruiting sticky, any further knobbery gets booted into the 'Arrsehole' for general forum derision.
Sounds like a moderators responsibility to me. What's your beatch Davros doing?

It takes me all day to come up with some witty remark to a particularly knobby question from some feckwit potential recruit. They are like masterpieces to me.
 
#9
I got back today :D
 
#10
Fraser said:
I only had 3 or 4 post to delete, due to my inability to construct a witty response to any posts. CR on the other hand, he'll be editing/deleting all afternoon. :)
will i f*ck. mods are for modding :D
 
#11
Davros_the_Dalek said:
I got back today :D
Scrub it with a wire brush and get some penicillan down yer neck!

:)
 
#12
Davros_the_Dalek said:
I got back today :D
At least you didn't try to deny that you've been hanging out the back of Thai Ladyboys for the past couple of weeks.

You'd better crack on, it looks like Spunky has got posts for you to moderate.
 
#13
I prefer to mediate.. and then change what people say occasionally to fit my evil plan.
 
#15
Ahhh ladyboys are so last year! There are much more ... cosmopolitan alternatives available these days, and it's free to travel on the work expenses there as well! (sun tan optional for certain elements)
 

k613

War Hero
#16
Fraser said:
I only had 3 or 4 post to delete, due to my inability to construct a witty response to any posts. CR on the other hand, he'll be editing/deleting all afternoon. :)
It's not as though he has any work to do! No matter how busy he says he is.
 

Nehustan

On ROPS
On ROPs
#17
I opened a witty thread today (well I thought it was witty) which was directly for INT types, and it disappeared. Was it moved to the ARRSEHOLE or the sandbag???? I thought it was relevant to the INT section, but would love to know where it went...
 
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