Stupid E-petitions

#1
Having been sent a link for a good e-petition (has about 35,000 sigs) I was browsing through to find some stupid ones!

I found these - (Granted most are rejected)
Force Hairdressers to Register with the state as a fact of Law - e-petitions
Hairdressers to register like doctors?

Improve the ethnic diversity of One Direction - e-petitions
To have someone ginger in 1 Direction boy band? Fucking fruit loop.
Then -
Give knighthoods to music band one direction - e-petitions
Give One direction Knighthoods?????

If you hungary -
Free Subway On Saturday Mornings - e-petitions
Free Subway's on Saturday mornings!

And finally for a few of the animal lovers -
petition to get sex attack laws on aminials changed to include more than just penetration with a penis - e-petitions
It seem you can do most things with an animal, as long as you don't put your cock in it!

Any other good ones?
 
#2
They better not pass that last one, how will i ever get by without violently raping cattle with my fist :s.

Bunch of odd cunts
 
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