Just spotted this 'Teenage Pregnancy Co-ordinator' post advertised. Instant thought - yeah, I could do that! http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/browse/health/sexual-health/vacancy-926904.html Given the current trend towards civilianisation with the MOD (e.g. cleaners and porters are now known as your 'domestic team') can anyone provide us any more examples of w@nk civvy jobs titles, maybe a post within your organisation, or one you've seen advertised. Stick 'em all on here, so we can point and laugh at the silly civvys!!!