stupid buys

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  1. longhaired Sunray just bought a fcuk off big paddling pool( it holds 2825 gallons)
    it took 16 hours to full and it takes up about 90% of the garden.
    within a two days the water has gone green, it stinks, and the kids are bored with it. It is the most stupid thing she ever bought( less the electric hair plucker). what is your worst ever buy?
    PS the fcuking dogs keep p1ssing up the side of it.
  2. Take it you dont live down south with the rest of us thirsty gets then?????
  3. I do
    but believe it or not you can't water your garden but you can "fill or top up a swimming pool" that information came in a leaflet.
  4. Chlorine mate, that'll sort it. Calcium hypochlorite.
  5. a fcuking bubble mechine for the dogs.
    as seen on tv.catchin the bubbles.
    my 2 fcuking dont.
  6. My marriage certificate, now thankfully obsolete. :lol:
  7. sprjim
    the pool or longhaired Sunray?
  8. Long haired sunray. Might work on the pool I suppose.
  9. Please note I'm kidding, DO NOT apply calcium hypochlorite to long haired sunray!
  10. Bugger!!!!!
  11. Too late?
  12. I was going to blame to much cholrine in the pool
  13. Blinding, bleached blonde hair? She'll kill you.
  14. my missus brough a gas barbecue, said it was a "really good deal"
    she didn't take into account the gas cylinder, connecter, it cost a fortune!!!!
    silly ass
  15. I bought 'The world's smallest radio' which fitted in your ear. Great for jogging I thought. All I could pick up were fecking AM frequency Asian channels!!