Stupid Brummie calls 999 to complain about Prostitute's looks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cactusman, Jun 13, 2013.

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  1. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Where's Lay-by Lil when you need her:


    Autre pays, autres moeurs.
  2. Wrong Forum!!! :D
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  3. It appears Brotherton Lad your exploits East of 3 shock army are coming back to bite you.
    I'm sure she had more improved vehicle when I last saw her!
  4. I'm tempted to ask where that was but on second thoughts...... No doubt an experience on a par with 10 mark alley in Gladbach (allegedly)
  5. Police tracked him down and wrote a letter telling him off for wasting police time.

    West Midlands Police clearly don't do irony!
  6. Yer man has obviously never been to the Bois de Boulogne in Paris. Woof.
  7. Apparently they do a nice line in beating confessions out of innocent Micks and covering up other forces negligence though.
  8. Seriously, he could have done her doggy-style and saved everbody a load of trouble