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stupid bets

a freind of mine just come back from william hill after putting a bet on that kate moss will collapse on the cat walk from a drugs overdose within a month
has anyone done anything like this and have they won?
With all the money she's made over her long (sic) career (sic) I bet she could get stoned every day on just the interest for as long as it takes before having to spend goodness knows how much on plastic surgery and a long spell @ the priory. That lunatic boyfriend of hers is probably worth a few bob as well. Would that I had that sort of money now, let alone in mid-25's? Talent/celebrity - Don't get me started!! Grrrrrrrh!
I've heard that a great bet is to challenge someone to stick a lightbulb in their gob and then remove it. Although I've never seen it, it's apparently impossible and you have to go to the hospital to get your mouth numbed and the attention of some laughing doctors.

Sound unlikely? Try it and let me know how long you had to wait in casualty department. Or challenge someone you don't like.
Having several nurses and ex-nurses among my friends ... the removal of things from orifices is considered almost enough to make up for the assaults and shite wages.

Best? story to date was the guy who turned up at an edinburgh casualty with a jam jar wedged in his rectum.
His tale of woe: He had been decorating in the nude and had slipped and fallen from the ladder onto the jam jar! (Yeah ............................... Sure!)
They had to smash it to remove it! You may now wince in sympathy and then roll around laughing.
My cousin is an A+E nurse, and had a young lustful couple arrive in A+E lookng sheepish, for htose of you of an experimental nature:
Smirnoff bottles, WKD bottles, VK bottles, can all be used as Phallic love toys, but Reef bottles cannot, as the swirly design on the outside creates a vacuum that requires a hammer to break it out.

Stupid bets? errr I once bet somebody I could snort more salt than them? winner got a pint. He snorted 2 entire salt pots, I bought him a pint and laughed all night, WINNER :D :D :D :D
Sorry, slightly off topic but...

When I was doing my radiography training we had a great "ass box" for x-rays of all things "inserted" that then wouldn't come out! Some of the best...

A bogbrush - bristles first
An Old Spice bottle - one of the old glass ones (you could read the "old spice" logo of it due to the raised lettering)
A lightbulb - "it was in the back pocket of my trousers, I forgot it was there and sat down" - yeah right
A vibrator - not an interesting one but they couldn't switch it off so the patient came into the department BUZZING!!!

and for the ladies... (all up the urethra)

a mascara brush
an allen-key - hooked end first!

And for the extra cringe factor - a male psyche patient who would insert needles and pins into his penis - up the urethra and under the skin - becuase "it itched"!!!!

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