stupid arrse cold

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  1. right, im bloody well sick of sounding like that lass off the Exorcist every time i breathe out and coughs that
    threaten to turn me throat inside out >_< ive tried to be a man about it but waking up every night for the past 5 days at stupid o'clock
    coughing me guts out is fairly tiresome

    can anyone recommend anything that will put me out of my misery :| tempted to get blind drunk and stay so
     
  2. [​IMG]

    A nice Bush...
     
  3. I will find you
    I will go to bed with you
    I will make you sweat and shake and moan and groan
    I will make you beg me to stop
    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I finish with you
    I will make you beg me to stop
    and I will leave you weak for days.

    Signed

    The Flu
     
  4. a double whiskey in a mug, topped up with boiling water and then with 2 or 3 heaped teaspoons of sugar stirred in.

    in fact, best have two mugs full before bed - worked for me
     
  5. Phew, though that was a Michael Barrymore quote
     
  6. rofl mpsman
     
  7. Boots Nirolex is really good, it seems to suppress all the usual cold symptoms.
    The only downside is that it makes about 10% of people, who use it, unable to sleep.
     
  8. A chest x-ray? Or maybe a Brompton Cocktail?
    for the unitiated, thats diamorphine (heroin) and cocaine mixed into your choice of booze (Brandy works best apparently)...palliative care in the 19th century was so much cooler....
     
  9. yer im sick of sleeping, keep having fucked up hippy dreams

    cheers people
     
  10. Or Michael Jackson. Unless you're female. Or over the age of 10.

    Beechams stuff is good. If that fails, I bet a mouthful of Thinners will clear it, clears most stuff anyway :D
     
  11. Lemsip, Lockets and Vicks all the way mate. Also a good excuse for bed, hot baths, and generally avoiding going outside and getting fecking cold. Better yet if you have a certain someone to massage in the Vicks for you!