stupid arrse cold

#1
right, im bloody well sick of sounding like that lass off the Exorcist every time i breathe out and coughs that
threaten to turn me throat inside out >_< ive tried to be a man about it but waking up every night for the past 5 days at stupid o'clock
coughing me guts out is fairly tiresome

can anyone recommend anything that will put me out of my misery :| tempted to get blind drunk and stay so
 
#3
I will find you
I will go to bed with you
I will make you sweat and shake and moan and groan
I will make you beg me to stop
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I finish with you
I will make you beg me to stop
and I will leave you weak for days.

Signed

The Flu
 
#4
a double whiskey in a mug, topped up with boiling water and then with 2 or 3 heaped teaspoons of sugar stirred in.

in fact, best have two mugs full before bed - worked for me
 
#5
mpsman said:
I will find you
I will go to bed with you
I will make you sweat and shake and moan and groan
I will make you beg me to stop
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I finish with you
I will make you beg me to stop
and I will leave you weak for days.

Signed

The Flu
Phew, though that was a Michael Barrymore quote
 
#7
Boots Nirolex is really good, it seems to suppress all the usual cold symptoms.
The only downside is that it makes about 10% of people, who use it, unable to sleep.
 
#8
v1n1984 said:
right, im bloody well sick of sounding like that lass off the Exorcist every time i breathe out and coughs that
threaten to turn me throat inside out >_< ive tried to be a man about it but waking up every night for the past 5 days at stupid o'clock
coughing me guts out is fairly tiresome

can anyone recommend anything that will put me out of my misery :| tempted to get blind drunk and stay so
A chest x-ray? Or maybe a Brompton Cocktail?
for the unitiated, thats diamorphine (heroin) and cocaine mixed into your choice of booze (Brandy works best apparently)...palliative care in the 19th century was so much cooler....
 
#10
whiffler said:
mpsman said:
I will find you
I will go to bed with you
I will make you sweat and shake and moan and groan
I will make you beg me to stop
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I finish with you
I will make you beg me to stop
and I will leave you weak for days.

Signed

The Flu
Phew, though that was a Michael Barrymore quote
Or Michael Jackson. Unless you're female. Or over the age of 10.

Beechams stuff is good. If that fails, I bet a mouthful of Thinners will clear it, clears most stuff anyway :D
 
#11
Lemsip, Lockets and Vicks all the way mate. Also a good excuse for bed, hot baths, and generally avoiding going outside and getting fecking cold. Better yet if you have a certain someone to massage in the Vicks for you!
 

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