"Get your subnormal fcuking head buried in that pillow you cnut, Raise your arse up, thats it.........now push like you're having a dump. Thats beautiful...........................now bite on that pillow crow and if you tell the OC I'll gut you, your friends and all your family. Now reach back and stroke my balls"
Doesn't it refer to the joke about the guy who goes to hell?
The devil gives him the choice of eternity in one of two rooms. Room 1 is full of blokes doing drill and Room 2 is full of blokes standing up to their necks drinking tea. Needless to say the bloke chooses Room 2, so he files in and joins in. About 30 seconds later one of those big factory whistles goes off "toot toot". Some big red guy (horns, tail etc) storms in and says "right you f***ing maggots, NAAFI break over, get back on your f***ing heads".