Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Jun 8, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.
    Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
    I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
    He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

    I said, "No, she's an optician."
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  2. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I've known guys who brag about the gorgeous honey they pulled. When you eventaully meet her, you have to wonder what a lass has to look like to be called ugly.
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