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I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, she's an optician."
I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I've known guys who brag about the gorgeous honey they pulled. When you eventaully meet her, you have to wonder what a lass has to look like to be called ugly.
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