Stump fun

#1
We've got a couple or three amputees amongst us now, and while its good fun to hoof them out of their chairs, confiscate limbs and generally abuse them I reckon they could be entertaining.

Mark5433 was asked in another thread whether he could provide me with a stump pic, with a johnny pulled over it and a malteser stuck to the end...

What other Stump fun can we have?

Have any of you ever had a lady nibble the end erotically?

This isn't an invite to links of amputee porn or anythign thats been done dozens of times before, original requests please.
 
#3
Mighty_doh_nut said:
We've got a couple or three amputees amongst us now, and while its good fun to hoof them out of their chairs, confiscate limbs and generally abuse them I reckon they could be entertaining.

Mark5433 was asked in another thread whether he could provide me with a stump pic, with a johnny pulled over it and a malteser stuck to the end...

What other Stump fun can we have?

Have any of you ever had a lady nibble the end erotically?

This isn't an invite to links of amputee porn or anythign thats been done dozens of times before, original requests please.


I am trying to get my girlfriend to let me fuck her with my stump but i have problems:

1. Her gash is too small
2. My stump is too big
3. If i get a nervous twitch(im prone to them) she will be thrown around the room.
4. Its likely she would end up in hospital
 
#4
Lube and a bit of Rohypnol will sort out 1-3, and if you're not getting number 4 at the end of every session, you're not doing it right!
 
#5
The traditional hook would provide a worthy alternative to the claw hammer that gets suggested in most threads.
 
#6
I was watching some documentary or other last night with an Amputee with a running blade, I thought to myself how cool that would be sharpened up and then giving someone a high kick and slicing their head clean off
 
#7
mark3536 said:
Mighty_doh_nut said:
We've got a couple or three amputees amongst us now, and while its good fun to hoof them out of their chairs, confiscate limbs and generally abuse them I reckon they could be entertaining.

Mark5433 was asked in another thread whether he could provide me with a stump pic, with a johnny pulled over it and a malteser stuck to the end...

What other Stump fun can we have?

Have any of you ever had a lady nibble the end erotically?

This isn't an invite to links of amputee porn or anythign thats been done dozens of times before, original requests please.


I am trying to get my girlfriend to let me * her with my stump but i have problems:

1. Her gash is too small
2. My stump is too big
3. If i get a nervous twitch(im prone to them) she will be thrown around the room.
4. Its likely she would end up in hospital
They all say that!
 
#8
give ot a kid for the school 3 legged race a bit of black nasty and away you go no stupid class retard getting dragged along on his arse screaming for a laboon
 
#9
You should know all about stumps with your sceptic thing between your legs.
 
#11
Markintime said:
I am surprised that no-one has had the enterprise to convert the amputated leg into an umbrella stand. In Victorian times elephant's foot umbrella stands were all the rage and cost a lot of money.

could a similar idea but for hands/arms work? ie hand attached to a wall or door with araldite, palm facing down, fingers lightly upturned, hey presto coat hooks!!
 
#12
Being the perfect gentleman I will often lie on my back at the bar with stump raised. This provides an extra bar stool for a female drinker ... or a bloke who might be as 'loose as a moose'.
 

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#14
mark3536 said:
Mighty_doh_nut said:
We've got a couple or three amputees amongst us now, and while its good fun to hoof them out of their chairs, confiscate limbs and generally abuse them I reckon they could be entertaining.

Mark5433 was asked in another thread whether he could provide me with a stump pic, with a johnny pulled over it and a malteser stuck to the end...

What other Stump fun can we have?

Have any of you ever had a lady nibble the end erotically?

This isn't an invite to links of amputee porn or anythign thats been done dozens of times before, original requests please.


I am trying to get my girlfriend to let me * her with my stump but i have problems:

1. Her gash is too small
2. My stump is too big
3. If i get a nervous twitch(im prone to them) she will be thrown around the room.
4. Its likely she would end up in hospital
Can't you gaffa tape a rampant rabbit vibrator to the stump and give it some welly that way? Bit of enthusiastic waggling?
 
#15
Command_doh said:
mark3536 said:
Mighty_doh_nut said:
We've got a couple or three amputees amongst us now, and while its good fun to hoof them out of their chairs, confiscate limbs and generally abuse them I reckon they could be entertaining.

Mark5433 was asked in another thread whether he could provide me with a stump pic, with a johnny pulled over it and a malteser stuck to the end...

What other Stump fun can we have?

Have any of you ever had a lady nibble the end erotically?

This isn't an invite to links of amputee porn or anythign thats been done dozens of times before, original requests please.


I am trying to get my girlfriend to let me * her with my stump but i have problems:

1. Her gash is too small
2. My stump is too big
3. If i get a nervous twitch(im prone to them) she will be thrown around the room.
4. Its likely she would end up in hospital
Can't you gaffa tape a rampant rabbit vibrator to the stump and give it some welly that way? Bit of enthusiastic waggling?
You have to be gentle with Rampant Rabbits they tend to break.....as I found out :roll:
 
#16
Angel85 said:
Command_doh said:
mark3536 said:
Mighty_doh_nut said:
We've got a couple or three amputees amongst us now, and while its good fun to hoof them out of their chairs, confiscate limbs and generally abuse them I reckon they could be entertaining.

Mark5433 was asked in another thread whether he could provide me with a stump pic, with a johnny pulled over it and a malteser stuck to the end...

What other Stump fun can we have?

Have any of you ever had a lady nibble the end erotically?

This isn't an invite to links of amputee porn or anythign thats been done dozens of times before, original requests please.


I am trying to get my girlfriend to let me * her with my stump but i have problems:

1. Her gash is too small
2. My stump is too big
3. If i get a nervous twitch(im prone to them) she will be thrown around the room.
4. Its likely she would end up in hospital
Can't you gaffa tape a rampant rabbit vibrator to the stump and give it some welly that way? Bit of enthusiastic waggling?
You have to be gentle with Rampant Rabbits they tend to break.....as I found out :roll:
They often do when they have a fat burd bouncing up and down on them! :wink:
 
#17
k13eod said:
Angel85 said:
Command_doh said:
mark3536 said:
Mighty_doh_nut said:
We've got a couple or three amputees amongst us now, and while its good fun to hoof them out of their chairs, confiscate limbs and generally abuse them I reckon they could be entertaining.

Mark5433 was asked in another thread whether he could provide me with a stump pic, with a johnny pulled over it and a malteser stuck to the end...

What other Stump fun can we have?

Have any of you ever had a lady nibble the end erotically?

This isn't an invite to links of amputee porn or anythign thats been done dozens of times before, original requests please.


I am trying to get my girlfriend to let me * her with my stump but i have problems:

1. Her gash is too small
2. My stump is too big
3. If i get a nervous twitch(im prone to them) she will be thrown around the room.
4. Its likely she would end up in hospital
Can't you gaffa tape a rampant rabbit vibrator to the stump and give it some welly that way? Bit of enthusiastic waggling?
You have to be gentle with Rampant Rabbits they tend to break.....as I found out :roll:
They often do when they have a fat burd bouncing up and down on them! :wink:
Good job I'm not 'fat' chubby with tits n arse but not fat :wink: I'm sure a lot bigger women use them.

It was an ex that broke it anyhow
 

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