Ok, perhaps I'm just a grumpy old sod, but here are a few things that get me going (today): 1) Women on the cardio machines at the lowest speed or resistance setting, reading a copy of Marie Claire without a single bead of sweat or other sign of exertion 2) As above, but chatting amongst eachother, or on handsfree headset 3) The tools who can't seem to understand the concept of the circuit in circuit training, and either fail to follow the numbered stations (1 to 20 - is it THAT hard?!) or just sit on one station, half-heartedly pushing out reps, and wondering why there is a queue of annoyed people waiting to use their machine. There's even a red/green light on the wall to time you between stations FFS! 4) People who don't seem to do anything, other than drink bottled water and move between resistance machines, talking to friends and occasionally pushing a weight 5) Chicks who hog the abdominal machines and exercise mats with their 'bums and tums' routines. Half of them would benefit from putting in even the slightest effort (see 1 above), whilst the other half appear to be sculpted from marble, have nothing to shed, and are probably feeling guilty about looking at that cookie during their lunchbreak at the PR consultancy. 6) Anyone who doesn't appear to be suffering like I am! There, got that off my chest - I'm a grumpy (out of shape) old man. This probably belongs in the NAAFI, so happy if any mod wants to move this.