Having been on leave for a week, lying on my sofa, hung over every day, wanking myself to the point where my man juice has become lumpy and watching awfull telly - I noticed things that i normally would be too busy to care about: We are becoming as bad as the septics with their "sue evrybody" culture. Joe pasquali is a nobber. If you fall over, slip, trip, at work or in public you can now expect to get rich from your stupidity. oh and don't worry about crippling the economy as costs will be recovered from "the other side". Everything that happens to the cast of jeremy Kyle occurs "at the end o't day". Jeremy has evolved his circus to include the odd "heart warming" episode based on the difficult lives of mongy kids with limbs missing and 3 eyes and some shit talent that would be ignored if not for the kids bowel cancer, which makes my wife moan about how much of a heatless bastard i am for not sympathising with the little in-breds. you can get a free pen if you ring 08001596500 and pretend to be over 50. every fecker wants just £2 a month to stop black kids starving/ dogs being kicked/ polar bears becoming extinct. the ten minute Freeview on babestation is now an hour long. Anyway i only created this account to help with my bordom, and i was wundrin what other people do to pass the time when on leave?